Quasimodo Advertising:
Celebrating 25 years in 2016.

Sept. 16, 2016: Gary writes, produces and voices new radio commercials
for Schweigert, the Official Hotdog of the Minnesota Vikings.

To hear another more amusing spot from this session--and hear how we pronounce "gjallarhorn", go to our radio page here.

Welcome to Quasimodo Advertising.
Creative content that makes you look good.
Hi, I'm Gary Bingner, President and Creative Director of Quasimodo Advertising. Thanks for stopping by. 

Are you the type of person who likes to read words? If so, the paragraphs below are perfect for you! If not, click on any of the purdy pictures above and you'll find plenty of videos and images that will save you from mentally taxing process of reading. Otherwise, read on! There are more words, sentences and paragraphs ahead!

At Quasimodo, we strive to make stuff that people enjoy spending time with. Like fun and funny TV commercials. Engaging web videos. And compelling radio spots. Whatever we conceive,  write and produce for you, we have two goals: 1) Create messages that can grab and maintain your audience's attention (by being relevant and, often, quite entertaining). And 2) Mix that "entertainment" with a persuasive and memorable message that viewers and listeners remember, share and act on.

We also believe that most people prefer to do business with folks they LIKE. So why create off-putting, unfriendly "hard sell" content?  Instead, we make it our mission to discover what's truly unique about (and what people really LIKE about) your business.  Then, we create messaging that capitalizes on, expands on, and nurtures those good feelings about your one-of-a-kind product or service. 

Simply put: We don't like to do boring stuff that sucks and makes people hate you and throw things at their computer, television or radio.

If you're still reading this--and thank you for that--do yourself (and us) a favor and check out some of our work. We think you'll find something you really like. If you do, please contact  us! And if you don't...well, tell us that, too. Because obviously we're delusional and someone needs to stop us.